If procrastination was an Olympic event
I would be the next Ian Thorpe. It doesn't even have to be something
I am dreading for the cunctation to begin. In fact finding a brand
new awesome word for procrastination really just makes my point.
Every time I sit down to do something productive my brain may as well
be that of a ferret on crack, even the most mundane chores become
shiny objects to distract and detract me from my fecundity. See I did
it again!
I make all the rules I can to ensure I
stay focused, no games on my laptop, ensure the television remains
off, keep the current books being read and my phone In a different
room. All this really achieves is instead of doing things I enjoy I
end up doing things I have previously procrastinated about. Lets look
at an example of the day in the life of a master procrastinator...
I set the alarm for eight am because I
have a coffee date at nine, yes that is plenty enough time for me to
get ready and leave the house on time but in the interest of not
being cunctative lets leave that for another post another time. Now
normally I have no problems getting out of bed at or even before
eight am, but this morning I hit snooze, I’m not ready, I need more
sleep. Nine minutes later the snooze goes off, reluctantly I get out
of bed. Did I wash my hair last night? Of course not I wanted to
watch a movie on TV, even though washing my hair would save time in
the morning, I found something else to do. By the way, the movie was
that important I can not even remember what it was.
So I wash and style my hair and for
good measure decide to look for a specific shirt I have not worn
since moving to Mount Isa, it just feels like a day where long
sleeves won't make me feel like I am getting heatstroke. Oh no, here
comes the next wave of pointlessness, this is after all Mount Isa, I
had better go outside and test the heat, maybe long sleeves is not
the best choice. Its ok outside, I can safely keep the shirt on. I
didn't let the dog out to do her morning business, best do that
before I leave the house and wait for her to finish and come back
inside, our babies are very spoilt, but again in order to keep on
track and avoid dilly-dallying lets leave the enthusing over pets for
another time.
I'm ready, the dog is back inside, I've found my house keys and it is only twenty to nine, I'm on fire! Time
to kiss Mr Saunders, without being too jealous that he is having a
well deserved sleep in after working all night and get out of here.
But first I'll just check Facebook and leave a status about my
impending coffee date. Ok here we go, earphones in, music playing,
house locked and still plenty of time to walk to the coffee shop.
I get lost on the way, and oh yes,
getting lost in Mount Isa is very hard to do and quite embarrassing
to admit, I'm not sure if I am really bad at directions or if it is
just a self-sabotaging form of procrastination. Along the way,
somewhere after getting lost and before arriving at the coffee shop I go
looking for my bankcard and realise, It is still in the pocket of my
uniform (yeah the day job comes with a snazzy shirt). why is it still
in my pocket, well I bought some groceries on the way home yesterday
and I meant to put the card back in my wallet but thought I would do
it later, I was too busy to get my wallet out of my bag.
I actually think about turning around
and going home for it, but after getting lost and leaving later then
I wanted it would make me really late, for a master procrastinator I
am actually quite hung up on being as punctual as possible. My
amazing friend buys me a long black and we have a delightful catch up
and I get to meet an awesome new friend as well. A couple of hours
later and I head home. Having forgotten my bankcard is now a
blessing, there is nothing I can do except go home.
Mr Saunders is up so I have a chat,
before sitting down to edit my WIP. I'm at the lap top I may as well
check Facebook and twitter, read a couple of blogs, talk to people
via FB chat. OK half my day is done, it is most definitely time to
start editing the WIP, first I’ll update my Facebook status, let
everyone know I’m going to edit my work. Ok that's done here we go.
This is of course where I notice the kitchen is a mess, wash the
dishes or get to work? How can I concentrate with a kitchen like
that? Ok the kitchen is clean I'm finally ready, except I really
wanted to test out a new game I installed. OK the game works its
time....what was I going to do today?
Gidget is the afternoon movie, I love
Gidget, after the movie I am seriously going to get around to editing
my WIP. Television off paper and pen in hand, one more conversation
with Mr Saunders and here we go, except it is only two weeks till my
birthday and there are presents already hidden in the house, maybe I
can Talk Mr Saunders into giving me one early. I now have awesome
noise cancelling headphones which should help me drown out the
outside world and keep me from getting distracted. Of course I have
to find exactly the right music to play.
Finally I get my editing done,
miraculously two whole chapters which was my goal for the day, well
actually they are nearly done, I decided to write my weekly blog, it
is important to blog regularly, so it isn't really procrastinating
right? Having decided to write my blog, and deciding to write it
about my Achilles heel I feel the need to tell Mr Saunders this weeks
topic, After the first couple of paragraphs I have to find him again
and tell him about the awesome new words I discovered.
It's one am and I am exhausted, feels
like I have been chasing my tail all day, I can't wait to get to bed,
but first I have to post my latest blog and finish the two chapter
goal I set on editing my WIP...actually there is always tomorrow.